Wednesday, June 30, 2010

How To Win The War On Terrorism

I've been hard at work, figuring out different solutions to our Middle East wars. Here is one that I think might work. It has 3 parts:
1.) Remove all the women and children in the area to a safe haven.
2.) Let the men fight until they are all dead. (I am confident that if there were 2 men left standing in this part of the world they would figure out a way to kill each other.)
3.) Bring back the women and the children they're raising, and start over again.

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