Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Dear Rupert Murdoch,

Concerning your recent comment that "We didn't buy Alaska to protect the moose.":
Why don't you take the boomerang out from up your ass and your head out of your pouch and smell the 21st Century.
If you think that your oil is more important than our land, go down and talk to the folks in Louisiana. And what's with this "we" crap? Even a moose knows that your criminal ancestors had nothing to do with the purchase of Alaska.
Maybe you should come and hang out in my neck of the woods for awhile--we'll see who needs protection!

Good'ay mate,
Max The Moose
77 Antler Alley
Fairbanks
The Land Up Over

1 comment:

anonymouse said...

I wonder what that d*ckhead thinks about that Chinese oil tanker breaking apart very near the Great Barrier Reef last month. BP and slimeballs like Murdoch would probably have no problem deep sea drilling next to the Galapagos.