Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Try Some Sawdust for Lunch--It Will Lower Your Blood Pressure

I really get tired of the phony health claims made by the big food companies.
Yes, eating Cheerios for breakfast will definitely lower your cholesterol--so will eating the box.
Cheerios (or cardboard) lower your cholesterol because they replace the ham and eggs that were raising your cholesterol!

2 comments:

woodie said...

Hey J.K., I hate to be impertinent here & change the subject, but don't you think you should be weighing in on the appearance of your govenor at the big g.o.p. fundraising stupid-athon in D.C. the other night? Apparently the brain trust couldn't figure out whether or not to let her speak, fearing she might upstage Newty.

Joe Karson said...

If we ignore her, maybe she'll go away.