Friday, December 10, 2010

Comparative Religion

I see that the State Department is concerned over the growing number of Latinos turning to radical Islam. Is this really surprising? When it comes to being an enabler for mayhem, Allah has Jesus beat all to hell. No contest.
If a government thug in South America murders some innocent citizens, he faces the inconvenience of going to church and confessing his deed so that the gates of Paradise will remain open to him. What a hassle! A Muslim jihadist committing a similar crime can claim a heavenly reward without all that trouble. And, of course, if he sacrifices his life, a bevy of virgins awaits. (I'm still curious about what all those female suicide bombers get--other than release from a society that considers women second-class humans on earth and sex objects in heaven.)
So, if you're a sick fuck shopping for an absurd religious fantasy to aid your homicidal ambitions, the choice is clear. Don't sell yourself short. Allahu Akbar!

2 comments:

anonymouse said...

boliAny muslim virgins were probably under the age of 12 when they died. Or does Allah just spontaneously create pubescents on demand?

Joe Karson said...

Trying to make sense of something this insane is futile.It's the Islamic equivalent of answering how many angels can dance on the head of a pin--or how many pins you can stick in the head of an angel, or whatever the fuck.