Tuesday, August 10, 2010

A Little Oil Will Just Make 'Em Slide Down Easier

Concerning those ads reassuring us about Gulf seafood:
Are you shitting me? This is America--if your body can survive a double-bacon-cheeseburger washed down with a mixture of corn syrup and coal-tar derivatives, surely it can handle a shrimp that may have done the backstroke through an oil sheen.
Support those Louisiana fishermen. Bon appetit!

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