Thursday, May 20, 2010

Dear God:

It looks like You have a busy year coming up.

Glenn Beck will be holding a rally this August at the Lincoln Memorial where he will unleash "The Plan"--his new agenda for America that You have personally revealed to him.

In November, Sarah Palin will release her new book explaining how You inspired her to . . . raise a family of juvenile delinquents, sabotage a presidential campaign, and abandon a governorship to make some big bucks.

I know that Your ways are mysterious, but I can't help asking: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?

Your humble servant,
JK

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