Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Answer, My Friend, is Not Blowing in the Wind. It's . . .

Yet again, I turn on the radio and here is someone being touted as the "New Bob Dylan." And yet again, this person sounds remarkably like--Bob Dylan!
Here's a hint for you wannabe New Bob Dylans:
Dylan achieved what he did by being something new. Therefore, for you to be the new Dylan, you'll have to sound like . . . any fucking person in the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD BUT BOB FUCKING DYLAN!!!

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