Nice of the Pope to drop by for a visit this week. As Popes go, he seems like a decent sort--especially when you consider that he was raised in Nazi Germany and has never been laid.
(By the way, the Catholic Church never intended celibacy for its priests, only that they refrain from marriage. During the Middle Ages the Church was acquiring great wealth and property, and did not want wives claiming "halfsies" or children inheriting a piece of the action).
While we're on the subject:
To receive my short story "Conclave", a lighthearted tale set in the Vatican, send your e-mail address and $5.00 (one stinkinking cocktail!) or $10.00 for a signed(!) hard copy or disk to:
Joe Karson
203 W. 3rd St. #D
Juneau, Alaska 99801
--Satisfaction guaranteed!-Hurry while supplies last!-Tell a friend!--
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You can count on me to grab a copy - unless it is in your collection we got from you.. I'll have to check.
As for the pope:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/f8onfilm/2419504723/
U-SOB! THE DAY I PAY FOR WORDS IS THE DAY THE POPE GETS LAID! now post that crevase story or whatever you call it.... NOW!
dear gid:
how cheap can you be? one check and you can get the story, copy it and share with all your friends--if cheap bastards like you have friends!
it's a great story and i'm practically giving it away!
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