A potent new weapon has been added to the War on Humanity: biofuel.
Rather than burn a foul, smelly liquid of no use to impoverished third-worlders, we will now burn grain in our cars.
Some new hybrid vehicles are already reporting 20 MPL (miles per loaf).
It has been deternined that collateral damage--destruction of the planet's rivers, oceans, forests, farmlands and climate, and the spread of worldwide famine--should have little impact on the U.S. consumer.
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