Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Welcome Aboard!

Congratulations! The world's most elite club of ignorant, bigoted assclowns has a new member. Along with the Holocaust Deniers, Moon-Landing Deniers, and Global-Warming Deniers we now have "Birthers"--the good citizens who deny that President Obama was born in America.

The Birther conspiracy theory is a gem: Some evil people forged documents so that Barack Obama, a foreign-born Black Muslim bent on destroying America, could become president. (Shouldn't they have changed his name?)

So, yes, it's all over. The America we've known has come to an end. Obama's policies are all designed to turn America into a socialist, Islamic country. Soon our women will be wearing burkas, our children will study the Koran, and the government will tell us when to piss. I guess we'll just have to get used to it.
See you at the mosque, comrades. Salaam!

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