Saturday, April 4, 2009

One Last Word on Limbaugh:

Listen up, dittoheads.
Obviously, Limbaugh and I are both entertainers preaching to our own particular choirs.
Among our differences, there's this:
Because of my socio-economic status, if I had been busted for drugs as Limbaugh was, I would have been thrown in prison instead of given a wrist-slap.
Is it any wonder that Rush loves our system just the way it is?

8 comments:

Jim said...

Good on ya, Karson.

Looks like you're gettin' some flac from folks who like the limbo. Brings to mind the old movie with Jack:

"The truth? You can't handle the truth!!"

Elephantman said...

Your "socio-economic" status? Cry me a river. Sounds like the whining of an elitist underachiever; probably jealous of, or afraid of the kind of individualism, success, & influence of a great American like Limbaugh. And as for being a "ditto head", you sound like the garden variety parrot of Al Franken.

woodie said...

Sheesh! Elephantman, I hope you don't own a gun like way too many of your fellow dittoheads. That's what's scary to me. Like Karson said, way too many Rush wannabes can't think their way thru his hate rhetoric to see it for what it really is. You know, the same lazy brained types (think Bush) who exert themselves just enough to memorize some lame talking points & reguritate it on cue with the appropriate emotionalism. Limbaugh's the typical hatemonger who without interruption (he's in a radio studio frothing & babbling alone) is likely to say "here's what (L)iberals believe!" As if all so-called "liberals" think, believe, & process the world identically. It's called setting up straw men. And then in a rehearsed manner he burns them up with his searing, laser-like intellect. And it's all black & white; and he always wins. Kinda like some spoiled lonely kid playing with his plastic toy soldiers. He sets em up, makes up the story line, and his "good guys" mow em down. Can you hear me Mr. Elephantman with the big ears? If that trunk of yours can reach your asshole, blow real hard.

Rachel said...

I bet "Elephantman" is unaware of just how appropriate his online alias is. Although it is obvious from his ignorant comment that his deformities are all on the inside, and therefore he cannot as readily blame them for the fact that he, like Limbaugh, hasn't been properly laid in over a decade, if ever. Too bad Limbaugh won't return his calls or answer his fan mail, or both of their pathetic situations might be remedied. Two grotesque "individuals," one stone...

Anonymous said...

Whoa now! Seems this ol pachyderm has wandered into a liberal playground and stepped on some baby toes. Woodie & Rachel you put the "coarse" in discourse. The reason Rush doesn't answer calls is because he doesn't want to waste his time arguing with immature, left-wing potty mouths such as yourselves.

Elephantman said...

Please excuse my oversight. The previous comment was indeed from my self the "Elephantman".

woodie said...

Hey Rachel I love your spunk! "I'm not a human being, I'm a republican!!" However I must remind you that concerning Rush's sex life (outside of Larry Craig one of the slimier things there could be to contemplate) that upon his return from the Dominican, he was nabbed at an airport terminal with suspiciously large quantity of viagra. When cornered by a media hound, he tried to make some lame joke about "taking care of some Dominican hoes" & tried to deflect focus from himself by making an equally lame reference to Clinton's sexual escapades. So, it is conceivable that with enough money & enough viagra he could have slimed himself around in some unfortunate 3rd world ghetto.

Elephantman said...

Ummm, since it sounds like Rachel knows a lot about gettin laid I'll let her respond to that.