Saturday, December 6, 2008

Terrorists: Please Don't Read This, Okay? Thanks.--TSA

re: "Terrorist for a Day"
It's simple. You murder the passengers before they get on the plane.
Any Tom, Dick, or Abdul can walk through the front door of an airport with a concealed bomb. He merely has to walk over to where TSA has passengers gathered into a nice tight herd waiting to be inspected, toss the bomb into their midst, and (unless he's anxious for those virgins) run like hell.
The collateral damage to TSA staff and passersby will make up for the pilots and flight attendants that are spared.

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