Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Speaking of Bastards . . .

Bristol Palin has given birth to a son. Hopefully, his paternal grandmother will spend enough time out of prison and his maternal grandmother will spend enough time in Alaska to help with his rearing.
Consistent with the Palins' vaguely white-trash tradition of bestowing unusual, one-of-a-kind names on their children, the boy has been named Tripp. No surprise there.
But what I want to know is:
What the hell is the kid's LAST name?

For devout Fundamentalist Christians, the Palins certainly have a casual attitude toward out-of-wedlock children.
I'd like to suggest some Palin-style names for future offspring: How about Hyp? Or Crit?

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