That's Crabs and Herpes You're Thinking of, Ted

Looks like we're finally rid of "Uncle Ted" Stevens. Crooked lobbyists and TV comedians will be in mourning.
Exhibiting his usual clarity of thought, Ted has left us with: "JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE GIVES YOU SOMETHING, THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A GIFT."

Hopefully, it won't be too hard on Ted's 85-year-old system when he's informed that losing an election means that you are no longer in office.