Saturday, November 1, 2008

Gosh Darn It, Am I A Socialist?

Dear Sarah,
I don't know why you're so down on redistributing wealth. That $3,000.00 check from the State of Alaska that you sent me this October was awesome. Free money for doing nothing! I should have moved here sooner. With those bucks you took from the rich oil guys and gave to me I'll finally be able to buy some decent weed. I may never work again. Thank you, peace-love!

Sincerely,
Joe the Hippie
410 Easy St.
Anchorage, Alaska

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