Continuing as Our Bridge to the 19th Century, Republicans Nominate Annie Oakley for VP

Yes, Sarah Palin is a woman--a woman who doesn't believe in women's reproductive rights, global warming, or Evolution.

On the plus side:
1.) During her term as mayor, Wasilla, Alaska (pop. 4,000), was never attacked by al-Qaida.
2.) Better marksmanship. At last, a vice president who can handle a shotgun.