Monday, October 5, 2009

Threat-Level Colors: Our Best Idea Since Painting Faces on Helicopters to Scare the Vietnamese

The Dept. of Homeland Security has announced that it wants to upgrade the color-coded threat-level scheme. I'd like to offer a suggestion for the new scheme:
YELLOW--There might be an attack, what the hell am I supposed to do about it?
ORANGE--There might be an attack, what the hell am I supposed to do about it?
RED--There might be an attack, what the hell am I supposed to do about it?

1 comment:

woodie said...

It's hard to keep all this shit straight; especially in the winter where I live. See, we got all these color codes for weather advisories. Gosh, I wonder how awful would it be to have a yellow security alert on yellow weather day?