Monday, October 27, 2008

Keepin' It Real

Dear Real Americans,
I'm sick of hearing about this other Joe the Plumber guy. What the the hell does he know? He knows that shit runs downhill and Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Duh!
If instead of running around giving interviews like some big shot he stayed home at night and listened to smart guys on AM radio he'd know what I know. He'd know that in Arab countries shit runs uphill and if Barack Hussein Obama is elected he's gonna bring a bunch of Arab plumbers over here who will fix it so that shit runs uphill in America too.
And then what are Real American plumbing businesses gonna do, huh?
Wake up America!

Sincerely,
The Real Joe the Plumber
Trulee, Missouri
United States of Real America

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