Friday, August 8, 2008

Keep Him Away From The Beach, Too

Big flap currently in Seattle. Mothers are protesting the new wave of drive-thru espresso stands with bikini-clad baristas. They're worried about their impressionable young sons who might be along in the car.
Right. You wouldn't want little Tommy to see a woman in a bathing suit.
What's your kid doing in the car, anyway? He should be home in front of the TV, watching American Gladiator or Ultimate Cage Fighting, so that he will grow up to be a normal, well-adjusted American male.

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