Cheesus!

You may have seen it in the news today--a woman found a Cheeto resembling Christ on the cross.
Some observations:
1.) Given the zillions of Cheetos produced daily, it's hardly surprising that some look like a crucifix--or anything else you could possibly imagine.
2.) Every day at 3:00 am stoners all over the world rip into bags of Cheetos and discover Christ on the cross, Jim Morrison doing the backstroke in a pool of Skittles, Buddha on a pogo stick, and Jerry Garcia floating across the room on a giant paisley. So what else is new!
3.) If someone actually found a Cheeto that was an exact replica of Christ on the cross, what the hell are we supposed to do? Replace Communion wafers with Cheetos? Put Mountain Dew in the Holy Water? Prostrate ourselves before a giant crucifix made of beef jerky?
4.) With the world currently going to shit in 17 different ways, must the media alert us every time someone stumbles out of a trailer with funny looking snack food?