Monday, March 17, 2008

Welcome to Heaven, Here's Your Penis

Some possible rewards for female Muslim martyrs:
1. Nothing. After all, they're just women.
2. The supreme reward: transformation into a man. Upon entry into heaven, the female martyr is issued a penis and forty-two virgins to ravage.
3. Admission to the heaven of a non-sexist religion-- oh, that's right, there aren't any non-sexist religions.
4. Perhaps the true reward is simply release from the earthly bounds of a society that punishes rape victims and includes male-dominated sexual mayhem in its vision of heaven.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think that according to islamic mythology, every male believer gets between 500 and 10000 (5000?) female concubines when they are resurrected . there is some dispute about the actual number,
whether they are virgins or not is unclear to me.The 72 virgins must be really hot if they are worth blowing ones brains out for.

The females get the hole in the donut ,I believe.