Gone But Not Forgotten

Dear Sarah,

Thanks for telling us about death panels and all the other horrible stuff the government is going to do. We really miss you but there's still some other smart people here and they let us know about how Obama's going to make all white people get abortions and how they're going to put Christians and kids like Trigg in concentration camps and how we'll have to drive electric cars (my brother Trogg is real smart and he says they'll never make extension cords long enough) and how they're going to outlaw NASCAR and cancel re-runs of "The Dukes of Hazard" and take Hank Williams Jr. off of jukeboxes and make us eat sushi and drink imported beer and--Gosh darn it, it makes me so mad! Keep up the good work. Jesus loves you and so do I.

Gene Pooldrain
Trailerview Estates
Wasilla, Alaska