Friday, August 14, 2009

Bulletin! Message Intercepted by RFG (Republicans For Grannies)

Heil Barack,
We've just about got the Juneau death panel set up. It's been a lot smoother sailing with that Palin bitch gone. The Eskimos have been paid off and they'll help us with the campaign to endorse their thing about sending old folks out onto the ice when they've become a burden. Christ, we've got enough ice up here to handle every sick grandmother in the world. So go ahead and keep telling the suckers how we're not pulling any plugs. We won't have to--not after operation Ice Walk gets started. Bundle up, granny!
DAG
Stalig 49
Juneau, Alaska

1 comment:

woodie said...

Don't know why Mr. K, but as I read your post and you referred to Sarah as a "bitch", I think my eyes momentarily crossed and put a "w" in place of the "b". Immediately I pictured Sarah wearing one of those pointy black witch hats a la Wizard of Oz. Don't you think she'd be a natural in that role? Man, I can hear her cackling malevolent laugh right now.