Definitely Pure Number Two

Dear Joe,
Fuck you! You don't like my poem? Dude, it was in New Yorker--you think they don't know a good poem when they see one?
A good poem has to be either:
1.) A hundred years old
or
2.) Impossible to understand
and my poem is definitely number two!

Drop dead you goddamn cretin,
A. Angry Poet
New York, N.Y.