Welcome to the Alaskan political scene. Along with our governor making a national spectacle of herself, we now have a senator with 7 felony convictions.
But what's truly remarkable is, it gets worse. Behold our lone congressman: Don Young.
While delivering a high-school commencement speech in Fairbanks, Don denounced the National Endowment for the Arts by declaring that he would block any funding for a "bunch of butt-fuckers." Nice, huh?
Fairbanks is a unique place. To our many distinctions we can now add: First graduating high-school seniors and their families to be treated to the term "butt-fucker" in a commencement ceremony.
Do you really need to know any more about the man?
Our Neanderthal congressman is currently facing several corruption charges. Hopefully, he will soon be sharing a jail cell with Sen. Stevens--tastefully decorated with "Dogs Playing Poker," "Velvet Elvis," and other works of non-gay art.
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