Maybe He Should Try His Hand At Being A Cracker, A Yokel, Or An Okie

Wasilla Update or "As the Trailer Turns":
With his career as a porn star gone limp, Levi Johnston now admits to fibbing about the Palins and has been reunited with them at the family home.
It's surprising that Johnston, who has used his unique communication skills to describe himself to the press as "a fucking redneck," was not a bigger success in the Lower 48--I understand that what they need down there is more rednecks.