Looking at the current world mess, I wonder if some universal rules might not help. Here's a few for starters:
1.) Countries on or below the Equator or having an average summer temperature capable of cooking an omelet should not be allowed to govern themselves.
2.) Countries with heads of state under 5'6'' tall should be denied access to uranium.
3.) Any country with a population exceeding its GNP should be made to adopt birth control or a sensible religion.
Got any more suggestions?
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Yeah of course I gota suggestion. Anyone who was a male cheerleader and had sex with his mother... in an outhouse....in Texas....in the summer... should be disqualified to become the U.S. president.
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