Always hard at work to protect his flock, Benedict XVI has now warned us that condoms actually spread AIDS.
For instance:
While walking to the store for a pack of condoms you run into your sister. She tells you that there is some important family business that she wants to discuss. When you get to her apartment, however, you discover that she is really a robot that has been built by a gang of gay outlaw bikers. The bikers rape you and give you AIDS.
WAKE UP, FOLKS--this is merely one of the many ways that condoms can spread AIDS!
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Yeah he's just jealous of all that big african cock. Hell, his weenie is so small & shriveled it would rattle around in a condom. Bet it looks like a weiner that fell off the grill from last week's barbeque, and been laying in the sun ever since.
You go boy. How can anyone believe a guy who dresses like a Klansman wears red patent leather shoes? Hey guy in Alaska: I just read in the headlines that the state gov't. is considering making bestiality illegal. Huh? Think Todd will pay any attention to that when he wants to reward his lead canine after working so hard after a long day in a sled race?
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