I don't know a hedge fund (money put aside for shrubbery?) from a hockey puck, but the current Wall-Street scams can be instructive for us drunks.
How about a bar-hopping ponzi scheme? You pick up a new drinker at each bar and promise him that if he buys a round, he'll drink free at all the next bars. The last guy gets screwed and you have free drinks for the whole night.
New Year's Eve is coming up in a couple days, and this traditional "amateur night" at the bars should be perfect for trying out the scheme.
Skoal!
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holy cow. this is genius.
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