Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Feet Stuck to the Floor, Hands Clutching a Box of Popcorn That Cost More Than His Dinner, A Lone Voice Cries Out in the Dark

Just returned from a movie and . . . Am I the only person seriously pissed off by commercials at the movie theater? How have we allowed such an offense to become routine? I know that this outrageous practice has been with us for a while now, but I still feel like screaming and demanding my money back--every time!
If I wanted to subject myself to advertising, I'd stay home free of charge and rot my brain in front of a TV.
We used to get something extra at the movies--like a cartoon or short. Now we're sitting targets for shit-bags of ads to be dropped on us. IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Warning from Wasilla

Take Creation Theory out of science class and before you know it they'll take Stork Theory out of Sex Ed. Wake up America!

Bristol and Levi
Wasilla, Alaska

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Honked-Off in Maryland

Regarding that airliner landing in the Hudson: This is just a sample of what's coming now that a bunch of soft-on-nature liberals have taken over Washington. If these spineless commies really wanted to protect us, they'd declare a War On Geese and keep our airways safe.
D. Cheney
Backundermyrock, Maryland

Monday, February 2, 2009


Congratulations to Jim for his succinct:
"Rush Limbaugh is a big fat traitor."
And to Rachel for her more colorful:
"Rush Limbaugh is a big fat anti-patriotic fuck."

Again, Limbaugh has shown his true colors. Obviously, he hates liberals more than he loves his country.
I find it depressing that this colossal fool and the sheep that blindly follow him claim to be patriots.
Would the true rugged individuals who founded this nation ever refer to themselves as "ditto heads"?