To those who responded to my last entries, I was just kidding! My distaste for auto racing was greatly exaggerated. Actually, stock car racing is my 3rd favorite thing in the world. My 1st two are:
1.) Going to the Pioneers home and watching arteries harden
2.) Going to the zoo and watching monkeys fling shit at each other
By the way, I endorse: neutering anyone who shows up at a Monster-Wheel Truck Rodeo, executing people who squeal their tires or race their engines on the street, putting a bounty on dirt bikes and jet-skis.
And for those of you urban-dwelling yuppies driving Hummers or huge, muscled-up 4x4 SUVs, here's a tip: Modern medicine is doing wonders these days with penis enlargement. You might want to look into it.
And I'm here to tell you, in living proof, that those penis enlargement techniques work a charm!! The downside is getting faint when an erection comes around cause of the extra red cells required to be diverted..
ReplyDeleteI guess one other downside - I no longer like to watch NASCAR or drive my HU2.I went and bought a pink Mini Cooper and, like, I'm totally fine with that.